Pot and Kettle Say They Are "Misunderstood"

Part the first in reacting to James Lunney's consternation about the assaults on Minister Goodyear's intelligence.



Part the second. Sorry about it being in pieces, but I didn't realize that YouTube only allowed 10 minutes per. Feeling kinda silly now, I'll tell you!

Two Great Things

Now you and I know the truth of the Flying Spaghetti Monster; but there is a sign that our wisdom is spreading to other fields:

On Tuesday night, March 24, the Wranglers will have their "Over 18" Night when they host the Alaska Aces. The face-off (9:05 p.m. locally) is 90 minutes later than usual, with an open bar for $20 starting at 7:30 p.m. and two-for-one drinks for fans 21-and-older throughout the game. San Francisco video artist Mike Relm, who recently toured with Blue Man Group and provided remixes for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie, will provide live music.

Oh yeah ... and the strippers. The V Theater inside The Miracle Mile Shops at Planet Hollywood (what, no "Powered by Reebok?") presents "Stripper-101," its demonstration series on exotic dancing.

And the description of Pastafarian Heaven:

The two things stressed most about heaven is that:
A) It has beer volcanoes as far as the eye can see, and
B) It has a stripper factory.

I think two-for-one beer is as close as we'll get to an actual beer volcano in this too-imperfect world, so this is clearly the Wrangler's efforts at paradise on Earth.

Ramen!

Flashback

I know, I've done this one before. But with the upcoming Blogs Against Theology thingy, I thought it was appropriate...

Just Along for the Ride